UnPlugged

You don’t want to get caught on the tracks when this bad boy come through.

TGV travelling at 574 kph

surrender now or prepare to fight

One of these is not like the others…

jesus christ

Look at how happy those people are.  LOOK AT IT.

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

This is wonderful.

i got them chills

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped

In French you don’t say “I’m on my period” you say “Les Anglais ont débarqué” which translates into English as “The English have arrived.” I find that beautiful. The English. Small Englishmen are pouring out of your vagina. They are here. There is no stopping them. 

#technically #it’s because English soldiers were in red #the more you know

Preach

im just staring at this cuz my mind is literally being blown away