thats Doctor Scholarly Bag to you

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

it's a running joke in this fandom that kamet is just an accountant while (as portrayed in thick as thieves) costis is this terrifyingly efficient killing machine but i don't think we talk enough about costis' 2-page-long internal monologue from KOA where he is doing math in his head to compare and contrast 2 different 15-year payment plans based on the difference between large and small gold cup prices, his annual salary, and how good his credit score is

While actively running toward an assassination attempt he wants to stop, no less!

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

gender affirming pointy teeth

Did just remember that once I got a little too into showing off my Big Alberta Map to a guy I brought back to my apartment and he blocked me after like sorry you couldn't handle my Map Enthusiasm

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it