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Saturday night activities: Livetexting the TTC Transit Control broadcast

Complimentary activities: livetexting my surprise unexpected bus ride home

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

#kneadless comment

I deserve to be lusted after!! As a TREAT 😤

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

it's a running joke in this fandom that kamet is just an accountant while (as portrayed in thick as thieves) costis is this terrifyingly efficient killing machine but i don't think we talk enough about costis' 2-page-long internal monologue from KOA where he is doing math in his head to compare and contrast 2 different 15-year payment plans based on the difference between large and small gold cup prices, his annual salary, and how good his credit score is

While actively running toward an assassination attempt he wants to stop, no less!

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

gender affirming pointy teeth