Big Things Are Coming…

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

Beautiful- our protagonist Veronica sees the heathers and instantly falls in love with the head bitch, Heather chandler!

Candy store- Veronica finds out that the heathers all work at a sweet shop and they hire her to work with them!

Fight for me- Veronica is peacefully eating a cookie when Kurt and Ram take it from her, Heather chandler beats them up and bans them from the candy store, fighting for Veronica

Freeze your brain- the sweet shop gets a new slushie machine and Heather chandler and Veronica talk about heathers aspirations to be a lawyer and Veronica talks about going to college

Big fun- the heathers and Veronica go to a big party where gasp Veronica throws up on Heather chandler and runs for it

Dead girl walking- Veronica goes to heathers house to apologise and they get freaky

The me inside of me- the morning after, they decide to run away together and thus write a note about how no one saw the real them so they left in search of a safe place for their lesbianism

Blue- Heather duke is left to run the sweet shop and is feeling really blue 🫤

our love is God- Veronica encounters a guy called JD who asks her out, she turns him down and sings about how much she loves Heather chandler, proclaiming their love is God

My dead gay son- JD gets so angry that when he sees another gay couple (Kurt and ram) he murders them and frames it as a suicide. Kurt and ram's dad's are no where to be seen at the funeral and are later found making out in the closet

Seventeen- Veronica and Heather chandler are living their best life, being seventeen and frolicking.

Shine a light- a school assembly is called by Ms Fleming to discuss homophobia in the school, suddenly mcnamara comes out as gay infront of the whole school

Lifeboat- Heather mcnamara sings about her grandad who was the captain of the titanic and how her mother was born on a boat

Shine a light reprise- Heather duke makes fun of mcnamara for her mum being born on a boat, mcnamara runs crying

Kidergarten boyfriend- Martha sings about her boyfriend who works at a kindergarten and is told to shut up by Duke

Yo girl- Heather chandler and Veronica surprisingly return! As they broke several laws, they go back to the sweet shop and see Mac and dukes obviously sexual tension and attempt to drop hints to Duke

meant to be yours- duke gets the hint and performs a grand gesture to ask mcmamara out

Dead girl walking reprise- mcduke do the freak

I am damaged- JD eats too much taco bell and explodes on the toilet

Seventeen reprise- the heathers and Veronica all take dukes jeep and go break laws because they're not eighteen yet

f2u do whatever u want with em idc