🌈🪀aw man, this whomps!🧸🧃

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

god decided to nerf me by giving me cramps and a uti the day before my birthday. dies. badly

oh it was confirmed a uti but also i got meds for it and i feel so much better but i Need to remember Not To Hold it. goodnight everyone see u tomorrow and i will be 29

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

Stop reconsuming your trauma in media and again wondering why it repeats in your life and people see it as synonym with you.