bitchking of angmar

[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month