bitchking of angmar

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.