Last night was like a ps2 pre rendered cutscene

kate BUSH. not kate SHAVE. something to think about..............

respect to all job quitters though

i’m on onion rings right now

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

whenever I eat too much wasabi in one bite, there’s a moment where I think I’m actually dying and this is where I meet god. 10/10 would recommend

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

it’s okay hatsune miku will save me