ama me gomite

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

Video ID: It starts with a person behind the camera showing a green brush, similar to the shape used for a toilet cleaner without the stick and with a suction back instead. The caption at first reads "Bottle Cleaning Brush For Dishes" with a sponge emoji as they attach the brush to the countertop of the sink and use it to clean a jar. After a couple seconds, the screen tints everything to be in grayscale, putting a big red X over the brush and the music playing- an up-beat Latin/merengue party music with trumpets, beeps, whistles, and vocalizing- comes to a temporary pause. The camera cuts over to a large rectangular fish tank housing a turtle, with a new caption reading "Scrub Brush For Turtles" with a turtle emoji. The brush is pushed down the glass wall as the turtle approaches, the music starting to pick up. The turtle itself is a dark gray with various pale yellow lines on its body, as well as patches of a more vibrant yellow along the shell and under the belly. The turtle uses the brush against its back, appearing to be dancing along to the music, shown with multiple shots. At some point the caption changes to "Sand Scrub Time!" as the turtle flicks sand upward onto its shell, with the video pace slowing down with a small blinking "Slow Mo" below it to show the turtle's moves in a slower speed. After the captions are gone, the turtle dances for a little bit then swims away from the brush as the video ends. END ID.

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

you’re gonna look me in my big brown eyes and tell me no?