misty fucking quigley

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

THERES NO MORE GUYS I ATE THEM ALL

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

every friend group in their 30s needs a perennially single brunette who wears glasses with a history of mental illness and no prospect of ever having kids, a family, or a career to make sure the friend group stays together

im nice. evidence: i haven't surgically implanted a bomb in your ribcage. so im nice

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.