Fools! Idiots! Imbeciles!

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

Now you can all hear what our voices sound like.

❤ : Would my muse have sex with yours if they asked.

✉ : What would they say in a love letter to your muse.

☼ : What kind of outfit they think your muse should wear.

£ : If our two muses went on a date, who would they expect to pay for it.

★ : What their favorite thing is about your muse.

♚ : What my muse thinks your muse is good at.

♋ : Who would be the big spoon and who would be the little spoon.

♒ : How my muse would describe yours in one sentence.

☢ : If they view your muse as a friend or enemy or love interest.

✘ : What one thing they would change about your muse.

❝ women endure what men cannot bear. ❞

❝ ‘tis my crown & I will fight for it. ❞

❝ how long? how long have you been planning this? ❞

❝ you betrayed me! betrayed US! how could you? ❞

❝ we’ve lost control of [name/pronoun]. ❞

❝ [name/pronoun] sees the forests, but not the trees. ❞

❝ the gods & kings of old have deemed you unworthy. ❞

❝ what will you do, now that you know the truth? ❞

❝ take your shirt off. ❞

❝ can’t decide if I want to fuck you in bed, or if the wall is a better option. ❞

❝ I will not lose. ❞

❝ people are using condoms to apply makeup. why? ❞

❝ well, they certainly know how to put lipstick on a pig. ❞

❝ remember the promises we made to each other. ❞

❝ spring will always arrive. ❞

❝ you look beautiful in the moonlight. ❞

❝ I hope you can understand my heart. ❞

❝ people do stupid things in the name of love. ❞

❝ if anything should happen to his/her majesty, I should think you’d look to me to secure your future. ❞

❝ if you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ❞

❝ have you ever regretted what we did? ❞

❝ yes, I’ve imagined fucking you. ❞

❝ when did you lose your virginity? ❞

❝ was he/she any good? ❞

❝ let me cum! ❞

❝ i’m going to hell, want to join me? ❞

❝ we fought. it’s over. i won. ❞

❝ stop, you’re only making a fool of yourself. ❞

❝ can you ever forgive me? ❞

❝ we can’t trust them! ❞

❝ be careful with your words. ❞

❝ they’ll hear us! ❞

❝ what if I want them to hear you screaming my name with pleasure? ❞

❝ hey! I’m romantic! sometimes. ❞

❝ the world will change & my era will begin. ❞

❝ you have to resist. ❞

❝ so is this how you take control of your life? ❞

❝ don’t let the bastards grind you down. ❞

❝ you’re a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ he who has no bread, has no authority. ❞

❝ there is little gain from further conflict. ❞

❝ I do not fear death. what I fear is doing nothing & losing everything. ❞

❝ my love for you has only grown. ❞

❝ I can’t imagine my future without you. ❞

❝ the tides will turn in our favor. ❞

❝ I will do everything in my power to protect you & our child. ❞

❝ how can you protect me from the monsters inside me? ❞

❝ you must cry for me, for I have no more tears. ❞

❝ know that I will be with you, always. ❞

❝ my winter will end & yours will begin. ❞

❝ god has no business controlling what I do with my body. ❞

❝ if this is what you want, then fine do it! but know that I will never forgive you. ❞

❝ if you love me, why did you leave? ❞

❝ pregnancy sex is one of the best kinds of sex. ❞

❝ you know, maybe you should take it easy. ❞

❝ a little fresh air isn’t going to kill me. ❞

❝ it would mean the world to me. ❞

❝ you are my soulmate. ❞

❝ I’m not wearing any underwear. ❞

❝ you’re so cute when you’re horny. ❞

❝ fine! I’m jealous! ❞

❝ you have no idea how much I’ve missed you. ❞

❝ I hate it when you leave. ❞

❝ we miss you. ❞

❝ our child hasn’t been sleeping well since you went off to war. ❞

❝ you light up whenever you look at them. ❞

❝ I hate fighting with you, especially over something as silly as this! ❞

❝ I’m suffocating here! ❞

❝ for once in your life, accept responsibility! ❞

❝ it’s your fault they’re dead. ❞

❝ too many people lack the gift of knowing when to fuck off. ❞

❝ humbling, isn’t it? to become the very thing you mocked. ❞

❝ with you, I feel like I’m home. ❞

❝ the best thing you can do for yourself right now is beg for forgiveness. ❞

❝ I only have a little neck. ❞

❝ [name/pronoun]’s head seems to have grown bigger. ❞

❝ I am madly in love with you. ❞

❝ it takes a lot to get me angry. ❞

❝ I can’t even look at you right now! ❞

❝ why can’t I stop crying? ❞

❝ there’s a hole in my chest & I don’t know if it will ever heal. ❞

❝ even now, whenever I’m with you, I can’t help but fall in love with you again. ❞

❝ a sweet for my sweet? ❞

❝ it’s not the first time this has happened. ❞

❝ this world is far too cruel to girls. ❞

❝ a daughter is a blessing. ❞

❝ I’m sore. ❞

❝ is there such a thing as too much sex? ❞

❝ there’s nothing more beautiful than seeing you stand there in the moonlight. ❞

❝ everything I’ve done, it’s for you, for us! ❞

❝ this is too risky! we might get caught. ❞

❝ you can’t be prepared for everything. ❞

❝ you have to trust me & in me. ❞

❝ I trust you more than anyone else. ❞

❝ what if something happens to you because of something I did? ❞

❝ please, just tell me what’s wrong. ❞

❝ I just don’t want you getting hurt. ❞

❝ love is not something that can be taught. ❞

❝ come back to bed. ❞

“All I kept thinking about, over and over, was ‘You can’t live forever; you can’t live forever.”

“Can’t repeat the past? Why of course you can!”

“Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it!”

“Human sympathy has its limits.”

“’I’d like to just get one of those pink clouds and put you in it and push you around.”

“I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”

“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”

“I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.”

“I thought you were rather an honest, straightforward person, I thought it was your secret pride.”

“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.”

“I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores.”

“I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.”

“I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.”

“It is invariably saddening to look through new eyes at things upon which you have expended your own powers of adjustment.”

“It makes me sad because I’ve never seen such- such beautiful shirts before.”

“It takes two to make an accident.”

“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.”

“Life is much more successfully looked at from a single window.”

“Once in a while I go off on a spree and make a fool of myself, but I always come back.”

“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”

“What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon, and the day after that, and the next thirty year?”

“Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.”

Devil of the Bald Mountain. They say It is All of the World’s Evil as conceived by MAN., but these are lies, told to young and old alike to feel as if, just maybe, a construct of man could be defeated BY man.Chernabog… is not so limited. He is not so restrained by the boundaries of mankind’s limits for even in the most black-hearted of villains there is only so much that such wickedness can conceive, can comprehend, can ENACT. That which is called Angra Mainyu, that which is All the World’s Evil… is nothing to the likes of that which is Evil. Not the world’s, not the universe, nor even the entirety of the multiverse. True Evil, by any other name   Satan, Hel, Hades, Erabus, Yama, Tchzen’labog…

Chernabog is Evil.