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This is when I start shooting without a script, right?

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emmersdrawberry

all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no thanks i dont smoke’ and they’d be like ‘ok cool’ and never bother me about it again

drinkers? NO CHILL AT ALL. even into adulthood people act like i’ve slain their child when i say i am completely sober. like every single time i’ve said no to drinking some person is like ‘what about jello shots there’s barely any in it’ or they’ll leave me a solo cup of wine ‘in case you change your mind’ and when by the end of the night i haven’t had it they’re all ‘you didn’t want any?’ LIKE? YAH I SAID I DIDNT?

anti drug psa’s are fine but they gotta talk about drinking too bc never once did anyone i know who did drugs push me to do it too but everyone i tell i am sober tries to find a way to get me to drink like i said ‘i am sober but change my mind’ or smth

#this times a million #no one cares that i dont do drugs #but everyone wants to get me drunk

My friends are probably tired of me but I just need to yell into the void about how the boy I’m currently with is the cutest best boy ever and I’ve never met someone who I felt so comfortable to tell all the weird embarrassing parts of myself to and I’m so happy he’s so important to me I hope he never leaves my life

#i just needed to say it #my heart is full and happy

prideprejudce

twitter coming for my goddamn life today

#this makes my life make so much more sense #its so true

skellydun

the second i stop being depressed the world better watch out. im gonna be unstoppable. until then im gonna go sleep for 16 hours and forget to eat. but once thats over u better sleep with one eye open.

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bardbreakfast

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

astralhux

the most extra things that hamlet did in the play, in no particular order

told his mother that no matter how much black he wore it could never really reflect how he felt inside

had a full conversation in a graveyard with a gravedigger about death and talked to the skull of a man he hadn’t even seen in twenty-three years

physically attacked his mom over her sex life

wrote an entire play to frame his uncle for murder instead of just going to the authorities or killing his uncle like he kept planning on doing

jumped into ophelia’s grave to fight with laertes over which one of them loved her more

“how do i distract everyone so i can plan my uncle’s murder? act fucking insane? okay that works lmao”

forged a letter from his uncle instructing the people in england to murder his former best friends instead of him

stabbed polonius and then said it was his fault for being too nosey

stormwaterwitch

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021

possumistic

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

tiny-personal-university-thing

Me while classes are in session: wow I am so tired and ready for classes to be over this is the worst time of my entire life

Me when classes are not in session: so what exactly am I supposed to do with myself

#current mood

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shit-my-music-professors-say

Theory professor: the form is ABACABA

Friend: it sounds like avocado

classical-carp

fresh abacaba

mozart-fx-official

OH MY GOD

mistletoemoses

@subterranean-lavadragon

#i wasnt the only one omg #i was like hahahaha avacado form

teashoesandhair

Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

teashoesandhair

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:

teashoesandhair

Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

eldritchnonsense

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.

You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.

You’re a force to be reckoned with.

teashoesandhair

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself?

teashoesandhair

So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

teashoesandhair

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.

perringwrites

Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

teashoesandhair

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but

I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

teashoesandhair

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

teashoesandhair

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but

7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate??

teashoesandhair

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this

Suck it, subconscious.

parasite-core

You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.

beabaseball

Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

teashoesandhair

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box

thededfa

This author is a sleeping God among mortals

The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers

teashoesandhair

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned

When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig

tzikeh

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

moonsmemories

Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

#this was me at devlan last year

amusementforme

lizziesupremacy

THE LAST DAY GUYS

darkmuse112-og

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

Once you leave high school you find out who your real friends are, and I found out I had none.

#dont mind me being sad #just needed to say it

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