it's showtime!

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

Every single time I get a TERF in my inbox my alliance to the trans community becomes stronger

concept: it’s 3am. sad girl hours didn’t come tonight. we are all fast asleep.

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

You’re all fucked up

oh…what is it

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM TOO!!!!!!!!

I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

I don’t often wish death upon people but those utter spoiled cabbages that have those million lumen “fuck your eyes” headlights with their lifted trucks so that they can Thanos snap your retinas to dust in the rear view mirror as they tailgate you can go ahead and fucking cease to exist immediately