Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.
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Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

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Every single time I get a TERF in my inbox my alliance to the trans community becomes stronger
TERF: trans lesbians are straight men blah blah blah terfy crap you’re a lesbian blah blah blah what if someone forced you to like dick blah bla
Me:
concept: it’s 3am. sad girl hours didn’t come tonight. we are all fast asleep.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid
i hate you
you hate me
let’s go out an kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 4x4
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR
really? Our version was more like..
i hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
with a great big gun
two bullets to the head
WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.
Ours was like:
JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD
WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD
DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY
WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney,
With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,
Uh-oh Barney’s dead
The one I knew was:
I hate you,
you hate me,
let’s get together and kill barney
sorry kids but Barney’s dead,
we just shot him in the head
a b c d e f g
barney is my enemy
stick a rifle up his nose
pull the trigger there he goes
sorry kids barney’s dead
here he is without a head
You’re all fucked up
Barney: *exists*
Adolescents on the playground:

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Janelle Monáe Cover’s the Pride Issue of PAPER
Existential crisis.
he has a a secret to share with you…..
oh…what is it
he’s learning to climbs trees and he’s very proud of himself!
I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM TOO!!!!!!!!
Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?
Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!
So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:
Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.
The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

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when ur friend is 1 year younger then u
I’m an unromanceable npc but you have the option to fight me
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
me: bruh
cashier: bruh
One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”
“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved
Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”
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barbecue sauce
thanks

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I don’t often wish death upon people but those utter spoiled cabbages that have those million lumen “fuck your eyes” headlights with their lifted trucks so that they can Thanos snap your retinas to dust in the rear view mirror as they tailgate you can go ahead and fucking cease to exist immediately