:-/

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

soooo funny that marvel keeps completely fucking up Thor’s character and then being like “taika 🥺🥺 can you come fix him please 🥺🥺🥺” and he just does

none of you know true tragedy unless youve ever worked in a circus to try and buy your girl a wedding ring but you get stuck in a gorilla suit and everyones too doggone scared to help you out of it

i could fix him (the piece of media i just consumed that was poorly executed but had a good premise)

Basically every MLB fan <3

major league baseball?

i would be That Guy who throws a rock into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. and yeah obviously i'd die for it but at least i'd die doing what i loved: throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*