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red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

moniquill

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

spectrexviiii

cronenburger

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khmelisuneliart

all that remains

#Merlin

robs-your-robins

No thoughts but the kids being physical with Bruce. The man is built like a wall, a brick shit house, those kids are constantly pulling at him.

Jason propping himself up on his forearms against on Bruce's back to study something Bruce is showing him on the BatComputer.

Dick was used to climbing all over Bruce, standing on his shoulders, swinging off his arms etc and even though he's grown, he's still bouncing off of Bruce constantly. He will throw himself at Bruce to be caught anytime he can.

Duke will set up camp with his back against Bruce whether he's sat, laying down or standing, Duke just leans against him like he's a wall.

Steph loves to mess up Bruce's hair when he's sat. She will ranting about something or talking to him while he's working, combing his hair to stand up while he's frowning at paperwork or his iPad.

Cass likes to hold Bruce's hand. It doesn't matter what he's doing or where they are, Cass just holds onto Bruce's hand, even if he's having a conversation. Anytime somebody asks whether she's alright, Bruce just nods and says she just likes to hold his hand and she's fine.

Tim constantly collapses next to Bruce, head on his lap, legs over his legs, shoulder to his, tucked up into a tight ball just under Bruce's ribs.

Damian likes being carried by his dad at the start. Nobody but Talia really ever carried him unless they had to be Damian likes just climbing into Bruce's arms, sitting on his hip with his arms locked around Bruce's neck. When he's older, he just loves hugging his dad.

#Batfam

glowwormcentral-deactivated2021

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

transgenderization

cursed items are kinda awesome

iamoutofideas

you can’t let it take over you. you can’t.

transgenderization

has anyone else noticed that cursed items are kinda awesomee ive been thingking theyre kinda awesom recently

#haven lost haven found #this is Syd fr

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#John Green (the actual person) and Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) is protecting me #gang I am so fine #Calvin is going to home alone my apartment and Mr Green ain’t stand a chance #also Calvin would fight dirty if it came to physical altercations #and I just don’t think John Green has that dog in him like Calvin does

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jesterlesbian

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

cryptotheism

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

cryptotheism

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

#99!#it’s very simple but my mom’s parents played it with us #and I really enjoy playing it with friends #you can learn it in a minute #and you only need one deck #it’s so fun and quick and silly

grocki

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

grocki

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

#to horizon’s edge #I’m nodding sagely as Annie talks about Eris #he is a person goddamnit and he’s ripping himself open to try and find his beating heart #the murderbot diaries #also very MB coded

perplexingly

Commission for @shellmilla, thank you!

(Commissions on Ko-fi)

#art

thegreatyin

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

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miyuliart

Trying to figure out how to draw armour. These are some of my notes I uploaded on patreon. A lot more to come since I really want to figure this one out.

#reference

sapphling

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

wileycap

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