Hi I'm Missy

Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

what the hell is this

someone finally said it

💯

say it louder for the people in the back

Correct.

Very correct.

Omg.

can someone explain this

only butchers understand…

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

i know dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson doesn’t know me but i consider him a friend

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

see it really works!!

this is so pure

Give em the ol razzle dazzle

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

one with the environment, one of the most valuable skills in espionage. it is the unteachable skill to belong anywhere. the other edge of that is the unfortunate truth –

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

I wonder what cats dream of?

I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE