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me: thinks about u

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me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

notagiraffe

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

bravadopinfire

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

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honestly

parakeet

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

parakeet

{This user thought you said printer}

babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

anarchapella

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

valgalart

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

excessively-english-jd

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

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Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

asstroids

Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

me: *does weird things when home alone*

me: I bet there's hidden cameras

cosmy

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

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llleighsmith

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

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