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You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

guess who

come on. don’t just stand there. didn’t you miss me?

he’s letting me go

where are you going?

my love, did he tell you? we can be happy again. i’m coming home with you

my love

why won’t you look at me?

can you hear me? i’m right here

he said i could go back. he said i could go with you

you can’t hear me, can you?

you don’t even know i’m here. i’m right behind you

wait!!! please wait

i need to think about this

stop!

won’t you stop walking please

my husband would never leave me behind so easily

please. please my love can you hear me

orpheus

look at me i beg you. what’s going on what’s happening

why won’t you turn around

please it’s been ages i thought i’d never see you again won’t you hold me for a moment

i can’t haunt you. i need you to know i’m here i need you to love me back

don’t go please don’t

i can’t follow you out

i’m scared

wait!! please wait for me

orphe—

so somethings always bugged me and this post really brought it to bear. am i missing something critical about the orpheus thing? like he couldnt look but why didnt he just shout over his shoulder. was eurydice mute or he was deafened to her? I cant recall either of those things ever being mentioned. What was preventing them from just talking while they left?

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screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

I know it’s not a 1:1 but this is kinda like Europeans with racism. Americans get a lot of shit for being racist, and we are, but Europeans are advanced racist. Not to say there’s no colorism in Europe, but every once in a while I’ll chat with someone from Europe who’ll say something like “I’m not racist like you Americans! I just don’t think the French should be allowed to reproduce, Albanians can’t be trusted to do your taxes, and the Welsh should be killed and harvested for organs.” and it’s like “I’m not sure what that is if it’s not racism, but I can’t deny it’s different.”

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.