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Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.
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bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us
apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.
Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂
also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:
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while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully
what do you think i was jacking off to...?
Looking forward to AGDQ 2027's inevitable Mina the Hollower Any% Restricted run having a "save the children" versus "kill the children" donation incentive.
if you think about it making your readers picture stuff in their heads is lk noncon and problematic
okay but this is Vladimir Nabokov's whole schtick, he'll say some shit about the reflections or the bedsheets and you'll go "Oh you greasy fucker you just made me imagine what must be going on to cause that to happen" and he'll rub his hands and go "He he he he, bring meee more butterflieeeeees"
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
it has occurred to me, as I age, that most people did not spend their childhoods getting simplified breakdowns of class-action lawsuits explained to them over dinner at least once a week
I ABSOLUTELY encourage people to keep reblogging and commenting on this with their own niche secondhand expertises from their parents’ careers
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I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
i follow few enough people on tumblr that every time someone changes their username im like "who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?" every time
Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day
if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you
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iphone been pissin me off with autocorrecting words that i spelled properly to misspellings of the word like ik i ain’t the only one wtf going on
It’s litterally gotten worse I swear to god. I’ve been losing my fucking mind
no wonder you're having these fucked up nightmares you're sleeping with just a stumpy little shark plushie, that shit can barely swim let alone defend you, i've been sleeping with about 20 telekinetic sword plushies and a body pillow of a military commander allied to my cause, nothin's getting to me in my dreams
