forgive the adoring beast

Miranda Priestly and Kathryn Janeway switch jobs and somehow Runway and Voyager run just as efficiently. The Voyager crew is terrified of Miranda and the Runway crew immediately falls in love with Janeway.

the Borg designed their cortical nodes with a failsafe to override emotions that are too strong. Except for the Borg Queen. That bitch looks at Janeway and is immediately filled with unbelievably horny rage.

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.