forgive the adoring beast

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

10/10 would recommend getting an orange boi cat. If you don't give them a sufficient amount of cuddles they will try to crawl into your mouth. They have two brain cells - one for cuddles, one for eating. My boi cat also purrs very badly. I would die for him.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Music playing at the grocery store is psychological warfare. Protect yourself.