She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

I'm a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

my whole experience of taylor swift for the past decade has been periodically scrolling past social media posts where people clown on her with parody lyrics like "I was a firetruck and you were a fire / my siren song sparked love's funeral pyre" and then learning over the next ten minutes with the creeping dread of a babysitter hearing noises from the utility room in an 80s slasher movie that they're real it's all real this is who our nation's therapists and HR managers consider to be millennial sylvia plath