do you ever think about how those certain type of dudebro metalheads we’re so vocally dismissive of era iii, how much they complained about how ghost wasn’t ominous or dark enough anymore and how terzo was too flamboyant,
and how tobias took all of that in and went “they’re right - something is missing - this shirt length is totally obstructing the view of my dick!” and then promptly proceeded to create the thottiest little ratman in the history of rock who fondled his bandmates on stage whilst wearing trousers he himself described as “actually just body paint”
?
because i think about it all the time
