ben i'm cute with everybody

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

why do men hate going to the doctor so much

we yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog

why don't more of you do it then

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still