Miss Madness

It seems secret relationship smau's are in people's interest LMAO

I went REALLY on with this one. I had so much fun

Dont know how I feel about the layout, might change it again idkkkk

Part 2/2

I feel bad whenever I post these things bc someone posted them with full confidence. But all of these pics made me lol. Enjoy!

— Guinea Pig

in the honor of me getting a new guinea pig <33

you are here —> Pt. I

Go here —> Pt.II (tmrw or later)

Includes : Jeffery Woods / Jeff the killer , Liu Woods / Homicidal Liu , Jack Nyras / Eyeless Jack , Benjamin Lawman / Ben drowned , Natalie Ouellette / Clockwork , Slenderman

Jeff:

when fully alone, with no jobs to do or anything like that, he generally gets drunk watching television, likes medical dramas and making fun of them. but he also diys a lot of his clothes.

he knows how to sew and embroider (basic embroidery only) he makes cuffs for himself when hes bored, uses cans and old denim for them, but really takes anything he can get his hands on. he also styles his wigs in his freetime if any are fucked up/he gets a new one.

with youre with him he likes to embroider, its not too focus taking so he can keep a conversation, and it lets him ask you ur opinion on the designs hes putting on his jeans.

Toby:

when hes alone, he makes playlists to put on cds, and he whittles all the time. he doesnt watch much tv, but when he does its normally mtv or movies. he draws on himself all the time too. it helps with the picking urges and ink tastes bad so its a bit of a chewing detterent.

with you, it sort of depends, if you arent doing anything, and he has his laptop, he'll make cds for you, and decorate them with you, but if you're doing something alongside him, hes whittling while you two talk. he makes you carved animals.

Ben:

video games.

he also probably plays video games with you. idk.

eyeless jack:

i think he draws and reads in his free time. he draws human anatomy and labels everything, it reminds him of his life. he probably reads historical fiction and nonfiction books. maybe annotates them. (also, he can see when hes not eyeless the monster. i might go into how that works later if anyone wants yk) he doesnt watch much tv either, but i do honestly think he likes chick flicks.

with you he will draw you! and label the bones in your hands when he draws them and all the muscles and bits under your skin when he draws your face.

nina:

she is a WRITERRR<3333 she writes fanfiction obvs. most likely of the supernatural variety. and also probably about jeff still, you lowk just have to accept it. she also probably makes kandi, huge collection of cuffs and shit. she probably watches superwholock genere tv, and some cartoons, i think she likes shera and teen titans

with you she probably still writes, or she'll sit with you and teach you how to do super complex kandi patterns while watching house fuck some shit up yk.

LJ:

he doesnt really have, like, hobbies? his time is either spent at the circus or driving people crazy or with you! but if you give him your computer i think he would like 'shopping' for sims cc then watching you play with it.

he doesnt watch television, but i think he probably has camioed in some childrens tv, without himself or the crew realizing lol. big congregations of kids being happy draws him in.

with you, he watches whatever you doO_o

Bloody painter:

he paints and sketches, like, all the time. i also think he likes cooking and making new recipies. i think he likes home renovation and cooking channels :]

he probably likes to talk to you while he cooks, but you arent involved. maybe you cut some vegetables or watch something boiling for him, but he would like you to be out of the way. he also paints you, and will teach you bob ross style how to paint

X-virus:

he likes baking, following instructions for it is easy its nice for him to focus on. he also likes sewing probably. i think he also shoots/hunts as a hobby. his adoptive dad taught him with a bb gun and then a hunting rifle.

he def watches the history channel.

same as helen, he likes you to sit pretty while he bakes. or he likes to dictate everything you say when you talk to him.

Jane:

she bookbinds and presses flowers, i feel it in my soul. she also makes herself masks in her free time. she also probably does calligraphy.

i think she watches the cooking channel and thinks she could make better things and better decisions than the people in the contests. will yell at martha stuart when shes drunk.

with you she likes taking you out on walks to pick flowers for flower pressing.

kate:

she does photography, trust. she likes going out late at night to take scary pics of the more monstery creeps. keeps the internet rumors alive yk. thinks its fun. she def watches animal planet.

she takes so many pictures of you, its crazy.

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jef (alt colours below)

Picture in my pocket

The creeps have a picture of you they just can't part with. They have it tucked secret not even you could find.

Usual male line up

Jeff

What is it?

Its a picture of you sleeping.

Where does he keep it?

In his hoodie pocket

Explanation

He remembers how stressful his day was how hard your day was. He came home all bloody to see you sleeping so peacefully and beautiful he nearly threw up. He stole grabbed hoodie's polaroid camera and snapped a photo. He keeps it in his pocket to remind himself what he's coming home to.

BEN

What is it?

A goofy photo of you cosplaying Zelda

Where does he keep it?

In his hat, his sacred place

Explanation

It was some dumb cosplay convention. He used to dream of going. No one in the mansion ever wanted to until you showed up. You agreed to be his Zelda to his link and he knew right then and there he'd marry you. He snapped it during your giggle fits at his jokes. He keeps it to remember the first girl who actually cared, the girl he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

L - Jack

What is it?

A photo of you stuffing cotton candy in your mouth

Where does he keep it?

In his box

Explanation

It was one of the first dates and he took you to an amusement park. (Not quite his, not yet.) You looked so happy and filled with wonder at that moment he couldn't help himself. He keeps it in his box because its the only beautiful thing in that dark horrible box. At least now its manageable when he does retreat into there.

Toby

What is it?

A photo of you playing with Sally

Where is it?

In his muzzle/mouth guard thingy

Explanation

It reminds him of someone something. He just doesn't fully remember. Its maternal, your nurturing side and he's down bad for that. He keeps it to remind himself of how special you are, how lucky he got. That you're full of so much light in his dark.

E - Jack

What is it?

A picture of you after you first trip to his office

Where does he keep it?

Neatly folded in his sleeve

Explanation

It was the first major injury that brought you to him. You were under anesthesia and out of it but you talked a lot and he genuinely enjoyed being around you after some time so he marked the day a connection formed.

Liu

What is it?

A photo of you in his scarf

Where does he keep it?

In said scarf

Explanation

You left without your own one day and got super cold so he wrapped you both up with his scarf to keep warm and simultaneously shared body heat. He hates his face so he contemplated cutting it out of the picture but soon thought that his face looked bearable around your smile.

Bloody Painter

What is it?

A picture of you holding up your daughter and her first drawing

Where does he keep it?

Folded neatly and put in his paintbrush knife

Explanation

It was your daughter's first piece of artistic interest, how could he not document such a moment? But seeing you holding her in the picture, your genuine happy face and her proud expression while holding the drawing he just needed to have it at all times. A rare moment in his dark life.

Candypop

What is it?

A picture of you wearing his clothes

Where does he keep it?

In his big hair

Explanation

One day out of pure fun of the game he swapped your clothes and made it so you can't take them off. You were so determined and eager to find a way. So frustrated he loved it. He snapped a photo of your angry face and keeps it when he needs an instant good memory of you.

Jason

What is it?

A photo of you all dressed up

Where does he keep it?

In the doll of you he made

It was your first anniversary and you got all dolled up. Like the most perfect porcelain doll. Breathtaking to him. He couldn't believe someone as twisted as him could have someone so beautiful. He sewed the exact clothes for the doll. He looks at it whenever he feels like giving up.

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•My humble body headcanons for these three