Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
Fuck, yeah.
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Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
Fuck, yeah.

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This man is the real MVP.
Sugar Baby Friends
I absolutely love the idea of sugar babies making friends with other sugar babies. So hereâs the thing. Reblog this if you are a sugar baby, and I will slide into your DMs and we will be friends, okay? đ
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (âsay bye bus!â) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
Iâm glad thereâs a teacher version of âaccidentally called teacher âmomââ
when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people âmy lordâ
One time during family prayer, dad began: âour father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?â
One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say âWelcome to White Castle, whatâs your crave?â) asked, âWelcome to White Castle, whatâs your problem?â
She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
Yesterday I went to Wendyâs and the girl said âWelcome to McDonaldsâ and then just sighed
Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered âplease open your books to page eightâ, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.
i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say â$2.60 is your totalâ while handing back their change, or say âhow are you doing today?â instead of âhave a good day!â like name it ive bungled it
but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: âfew books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be bothâ
as i handed her the bag i was trying to say âthanks, youre all setâ and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said âthanks, youre importantâ
there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said âoh thank you! youre important too!â
the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was âat least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined âyoure welcomeâ and âno problemâ into âyoure a problemââ
one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, âThis is why we use our walking feet.â we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, âyeah, okay, i shouldâve done that.â
I used to work super early mornings stocking at A.C. Moore (5am, store doesnât open till 9am) so my brain doesnât always work when helping customers.
I help a lady and as I walk away I turn to tell her âIf you have any questions, just askâ but it mixed with âit was no botherâ and proceeded to tell her âIf you have any questions donât bother askingâ I had to stop in my tracks and proceed to apologize as she started laughing at my confusion

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what is the difference between falling in love and having a crush
if they get a haircut and theyâre ugly itâs a crush
thatâs a weirdly valid point
Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing PokĂŠmon Go
[Morgan Freeman]âThe moment he discovered his first Growlithe, Morgan Freeman realised he would never care about the real world ever again.â
I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUTÂ
Jesse Williamsâ Humanitarian Award Acceptance Speech.
a list of soothing things on the internet that i havenât seen on other self-care posts yet
note: links with autoplaying sound are marked with italics.
zoomable version of xkcd #1110 âclick and dragâ: giant explorable black-and-white landscape filled with countless little details and treasures. (note: the first three panels disappear after you start clicking and dragging.)
keaton hensonâs âprocrastinateâ page: click on different parts of the image to activate different sound effects and build a quiet lil song. all of the sounds are things like acoustic strings and humming and droning noises that layer together really beautifully.
bob rossâ âthe joy of paintingâ: there are hundreds of full episodes on youtube (not all from this channel) and theyâre all amazing. honestly, you donât even need sound on the videosâyou can just mute them, turn on some peaceful music, and watch a painting happen.
the colour my series: 5 simple flash games (or, more accurately, 4 games and 1 semi-interactive animation) about bringing love, hope, and color to a black and white dystopia. the third game contains horror and multiple jump scares, but the rest of the series is very optimistic, gentle, and loving. the tvtropes page (which i linked to) has links to and more detailed descriptions of each installment.
the nicest place on the internet: just a bunch of videos of people giving you a hug through their cameras while a lullaby plays in the background. it sounds cheesy but i find it weirdly comforting.
time lapse videos: the youtube playlist i linked to there has some really good ones, but you can search for others as well.
do nothing for 2 minutes: exactly what it says on the tin. just sit there, listening to the ocean, not touching your computer, for 2 entire minutes. thereâs no punishment for stopping before the 2 minutes are upâthe timer will just resetâbut i definitely recommend waiting the whole time to really clear your head.
the thoughts room: type all of your thoughts, worries, and frustrations into the night sky, and watch them light up stars before falling away.
feel free to add your own favorite comfort/self-care internet things.

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This is so true⌠I am such a darker person on tumblr.
Yeah....
The whole world changed the day Leo won an OscarâŚ
âGood Night Sweet Girlâ Are we done for now, Or is this for good, Will there be something in time? With us there should. Only girl for me is you There can be no other one If I didnât have faith I would come undone So much promise in your eyes Seems that I can only see It always makes me wonder If you save it all for me Maybe you do Maybe you donât Maybe you should Probably wont⌠Because there will be⌠There will be other guys Who will whisper in your ear Say theyâll take away your sadness And your fears They may be kind and true They may be good to you But theyâll never care for you More than I do Iâll be always there There to the end I canât do much But be your one true friend To the end To the end Our lives to spend With each other till the end Of time⌠Still see the promise in your eyes And still wonder if itâs for me But I know itâs still there Even when you sleep So I say, good night sweet girl
Harry, honestly what kind of dance move is that??
Thatâs âYou put the lime in the coconut...â
To of course be followed by âMixing it all upâ

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This isn't my sink....
Precious kitty!
GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR
WASNâT GONNA REBLOG THIS BUT THEN I READ WHAT costumeswift SAID WHICH MADE IT NECESSARY TO REBLOG
EVERY TIME I NEED TO I JUST CANT PASSÂ
Something magical i hope
I CANT PASS THIS
i just heard my mom calling me down for dinner.
god is real.
please.
Yeah yeah
My mom just gave me 40 dollars biih
I just reblogged and my long lost twin just messaged me on facebook! blesst
Sorry i have to do