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The older I get the more I don’t see the point in talking

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js 

why would you say “not to sound like jane austen” and then quote her directly 

Me reassuring myself: it’s really ok you dumb bitch

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

can i go to a club that plays nothing but 1d songs

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

not be nsfw but i like…… need to be k*ssed and h*gged 

this shit feel like it happened 20 years ago