wren

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

i donated my body to science and a couple of highschoolers threw it off a bridge as an "experiment". they didnt even write anything down

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

tie me to the bed with our red string of fate

can i come over and bleed on your floor

@fuck-detector yo, are these fucks?

i'd like to see you fucks try

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

imagine your crush licks your ear on the bus and tells you the next day that you shouldn’t be near each other