A Walking Lobotomy

can you put that thing on a leash?

so what’s important to remember is you need to look at opinions that u know will piss u off directly before bedtime. it’s absolutely imperative that you go to bed seething. it will help. you’ll fall asleep so fast. it will help. trust

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

Happy pride to the op with immunity to windex

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away