I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

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wow not gonna name any names but SOMEBODY (me) needs 2 calm down!!!!

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students

that’s depressing

i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students

…… oh my god

by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student

Who did this math ? 😂

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

Do not FUCKING TALK TO ME

i really hate how women have to change so much about their appearance to have any kind of career or success but then you have dudes like mark zuckerberg with choppy hair awful hairline bland clothes ugly face goofy voice creepy eyes going around being one of the richest men in the entire world

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*