because survival is insufficient

Chris Evans photographed for Esquire (April 2017)

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Empty

Pure Unbridled Rage

Manic Energy

and now it’s time for one last bow, like all your other selves.

trashed her husbands ride so bad that the universe exploded

lurked around at her parent’s wedding for The Lolz

faked being surprised at shit for 100 years??

basically threatened 2 let the universe die if the doctor didn’t marry her??

one time she and the doctor had a fight that was so bad he went and lived with some otters for a month

shoots everything (including hats) and it turns the doctor on

poisoned a dude so she could sell him the antidote 

probably had sex with cleopatra???

went back in time and became her mum’s best friend so she could kill her future husband in the future

asked some sontarans if they were on a hens night 

jumped offed things such as a building and also the empty vacum of space so the doctor would catch her

hung out with her parents and husband and did really crazy shit before they knew who she was

made constant jokes about how much sex her and her husband have while she doin said crazy shit 

also when they finally knew who she was, she didn’t let up on the inuendos at all

hair that expanded like the universe 

even tho she constantly breaks out of prison, she always goes back 2 be polite 2 the guards 

became an archaeologist to stalk her man and get paid 4 it