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i don't care what anyone says i love it when a historical novel slides in a historical figure all casual. every single time i am pointing yelling screaming cheering like YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!! FROM HISTORY

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back