As is usual we had our own cheap copy, Lamer.cz. Here's the best (and I'd even say only good) Lamer quote. (It's thankfully in English!)

cloth gown gridlock

strawberrie... v good fruit

wrong! it is a very mediocre fruit. taateless to sour. tastes like watered down cordial/squash/whatever you call it. wild strawberries are way better but very small and mushy.

I love listening to music in languages I don't speak so that I can avoid the tyranny of the lyrics. Music can be good sometimes if you approach the voice as an instrument in the composition and not the centerpiece of the composition. Destroy meaning, leave only form.

the worse things get the more folks need to learn about affinity fraud because unfortunately a community being more impoverished and struggling doesn't make it less likely that someone from the community might use the situation to grift and take advantage of people's fears or extract the little money they have. quite the opposite in fact it's a perfect environment to do so

you also need to stop treating grifts and frauds as Oopsies that aren't a big deal. sure the people creating them might do so for all kinds of reasons and aren't inhuman monsters who are a separate class in society or whatever. it's still incredibly fucking damaging and draining resources from people who desperately need them at this time as well as causing widespread lack of trust and/or panic. plus apologism for that kind of shit just becomes a gigantic green sign for all kinds of bad actors who will now see you and the people who trust you as perfect targets. you NEED to push back on this.

"the computer is a machine that makes you be angry and have fewer friends" false. the computer is a machine for precisely the opposite. the computer has never had bad weather or played music i didn't want it to. outside is a machine that makes you be angry and have fewer friends

we must invent the silliest possible west germanic variety as a translation target for teenage dirtbag by wheatus. uck bung en teenage dreetsäckj baby, ouuhhh

we should ban "teenage dirtbag" by """"""""wheatus"""""""" in the European Union. not only is it an extremely annoying song it is also a predictor of the worst kind of online socialization, i.e. the 2020 eternal september extremely online tiktok/instagram scroller!

finishing college. making it through my twenties. getting crappy jobs and working up to better ones. having awkward sex at sweaty parties. quitting my corporate job to join a scrappy startup. grinding to make a viable product that fills a need in the world. going on the conference circuit. having decent sex in hotels after better parties. my future children will have a few half-siblings. landing a big promotion. becoming a multimillionaire on exit. going back to school and getting an MBA and a wife. returning to my corporate job as a director. buying a house. having incredible sex at my house with my wife. steering the company through a recession that threatens collapse. exiting in the recovery. founding a scrappy startup of my own. putting my kids through school. there are four now with a fifth on the way. upgrading to a bigger house. each kid can have their own bedroom, even when there are eight. grinding to make a viable product that fills a need in the world. going on the fundraising circuit but still being there when my fifth child is born. building a notable business. making my first billion. making toys for my children. raising them to become worthy adults. training a worthy successor and planning for retirement. noticing a product need. stepping down from my empire to found a toy company. making toys for children who'll grow to become worthy adults. toys that cultivate and refine their abilities, that are educational but still fun. overseeing the development of a game line. using the best of current technology. releasing games that will define my grandchildren's generation. seeing my children grow up and have children of their own. growing older with my beautiful wife by my side. still having incredible sex in our house. planning again for retirement. ensuring that my company will be in good hands when i'm too old to run it. finally stepping down to spend time with my family. being there for my grandkids' birthday parties. being called unexpectedly to advise the government at a time of national difficulty. steering the nation through a crisis that threatens collapse. overseeing a rerelease of my game line for a new generation. in time, retiring for good, my health declining. going to hospitals. dying shortly after my hundredth birthday, surrounded by my loving family. after the press release, my admirers coordinate to install a monument listing my accomplishments and their messages of appreciation, sourced from all around the world, from harvard business school to twentysomething nostalgia blogs to artists to politicians, next to the humble gravestone i'd designed for myself, which reads: NOT BAD FOR A GAY RETARD