finishing college. making it through my twenties. getting crappy jobs and working up to better ones. having awkward sex at sweaty parties. quitting my corporate job to join a scrappy startup. grinding to make a viable product that fills a need in the world. going on the conference circuit. having decent sex in hotels after better parties. my future children will have a few half-siblings. landing a big promotion. becoming a multimillionaire on exit. going back to school and getting an MBA and a wife. returning to my corporate job as a director. buying a house. having incredible sex at my house with my wife. steering the company through a recession that threatens collapse. exiting in the recovery. founding a scrappy startup of my own. putting my kids through school. there are four now with a fifth on the way. upgrading to a bigger house. each kid can have their own bedroom, even when there are eight. grinding to make a viable product that fills a need in the world. going on the fundraising circuit but still being there when my fifth child is born. building a notable business. making my first billion. making toys for my children. raising them to become worthy adults. training a worthy successor and planning for retirement. noticing a product need. stepping down from my empire to found a toy company. making toys for children who'll grow to become worthy adults. toys that cultivate and refine their abilities, that are educational but still fun. overseeing the development of a game line. using the best of current technology. releasing games that will define my grandchildren's generation. seeing my children grow up and have children of their own. growing older with my beautiful wife by my side. still having incredible sex in our house. planning again for retirement. ensuring that my company will be in good hands when i'm too old to run it. finally stepping down to spend time with my family. being there for my grandkids' birthday parties. being called unexpectedly to advise the government at a time of national difficulty. steering the nation through a crisis that threatens collapse. overseeing a rerelease of my game line for a new generation. in time, retiring for good, my health declining. going to hospitals. dying shortly after my hundredth birthday, surrounded by my loving family. after the press release, my admirers coordinate to install a monument listing my accomplishments and their messages of appreciation, sourced from all around the world, from harvard business school to twentysomething nostalgia blogs to artists to politicians, next to the humble gravestone i'd designed for myself, which reads: NOT BAD FOR A GAY RETARD
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