has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

They market Gmail to professionals. Like the idea that they’re looking at the emails of therapists is horrifying.

People who recycle and put their trash in their pocket until they find a trash can and people who pick up liter when they see it and people who still cut the six-pack rings so animals don’t get trapped or choke on them and people who move turtles out of the road and people who stop for ducks and geese to cross all have a very special place in my heart. You are so good to this world and earth. I hope you know that.

i cant waste time applying for jobs i need to gather nuts and seeds for winter

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

“I wanna be feminine the way a man is feminine” im injecting you with testosterone ur welcome

sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode