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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I am in love with you /p

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

Yes Shane is practical and level-headed, but he is also a little bit insane about the man he loves. I know he's dropping just unfathomable amounts of money to snag the one-of-a-kind vintage sports car Ilya hasn't stopped talking about for months. It's not even a birthday or anniversary. He just likes to spoil his man. Similarly, Ilya thinks nothing of booking out a whole 2 Michelin star restaurant for a date so that Shane doesn't have to feel weird about people watching him eat. They're rich and obsessed with each other, and dropping eye-watering amounts of money to make each other smile is just a Tuesday for them.

i need people to remember more often that rose landry is based off of jennifer lawrence which means that rose is canonically the funniest and bitchiest person ever and i think we need to utilize that more often. give me "you should be off pudding" and "did you hear that, mike pence roger crowell? i said conversion therapy ISNT REAL. though i know you think it worked on you" from rose landry. she deserves it

something so many people in this fandom seem to forget is that depression isn't cured by love. ilya will go through his life with a supportive team, an adoring husband, wonderful friends and in-laws, and he's still going to have days where he doesn't want to get up. he's still going to be angry at himself for not being better despite everything. he's still going to flinch when he sees pill bottles and knives and wonder if he laughs like his mother. through therapy and being honest and maybe medication, those days are going to be less frequent until maybe they barely happen at all. but they're still going to happen, because ilya is still depressed, and you can't love the depression out of someone

like there is no shane and ilya without scott and kip kissing on live television. do you understand that??? ilya would have gone to russia, he was literally actively packing for russia during the game. he would have gone to russia, and they never would have had the courage to talk and make it real, make it official. do you understand that??? if scott hadn't been brave enough to be the first to come out hollanov would have been bones. that's why representation matter. happy pride.

every time Shane bends over there’s a Non Zero percent chance Ilya will creep up behind him, grab his hips and start fake thrusting and groaning. which should be funny except he’s too good at the noises and Oh Shane is hard now. great. Looks like he’s loading the laundry After they fuck on the counter