purples nd pinks are my aesthetic

how’s everybody doing

#big mood

Past me is an idiot and future me is a bastard I only exist in the present

haha like, is this like that part in homestuck where karkat argues with himself through paradox time?

how many fingers do you have

Ten?

how many do you intend to keep

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shoutout to all my cool and spicy bisexuals, we are legends, icons, RULERS OF THE WORLD

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

y’all ever want a pretty girl to just.. boss u around a little bit

just say ur a bottom

I’m going back to bed

THE LAST ONE

To All The Books I’ve Bought Before And Still Haven’t Read

why the fuck

words to live by