Always Nguyening

this would be a very good conversation starter. “hi. i can’t control when or where i fart.”

I love and hate yall simultaneously

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

Alright this creeps me the fuck out

New weight loss secret. Personal trainers HATE him

when they added the yellow i just about started crying

If this kid comes back in like 20 years dressed as a massive buff gyarados I’ll eat my shirt

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

He is a noble knight in days of old!

If your blog can’t have a guinea pig is scale mail armor on it, I don’t know what kind of joyless, forsaken blog you run. But I want no part in it.