I'm funny when I'm sad

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

*flies past*

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you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books