#dumdums

have dum dums ♡

girl what are you doing in the new insertdisc5 game???

i'm just part of the GIRLS! what can i say

Raakz and Jas are half brothers. They are dumbass goblins who share a single brain cell. Raakz is a rogue who likes stealing (he belongs to @thenomadclan ). Jas is a mage but he sucks at magic. His spells always go wrong but they still end up helping him.

When they are relaxing, they are at each other's throats and fighting each other. But when they have to fight someone else together, they are a well-oiled machine. Jas and Raakz don't know that they are half brothers since Jas was sold for money to a mage as a baby. Jas is older than Raakz by a couple of years.

Jas's eyes are very sensitive to light due to him growing up in the dark or pitch black. The mage that raised him was blind and lived in the dark. Jas wears shades to help him not feel discomfort during the day or in bright areas. He isn't blind himself, he has perfect eyesight.

-Raakz and Jas normal interaction-

Raakz: Money is Money! I don't see you complaining when we have food on the table and a roof over our heads.

Jas: we live on the streets dumbass

Raakz: Because you rated us out, blind fuck!

Jas: you ratted yourself out, ass cork!

Raakz: how?

Jas: you were bragging about how you stole the landlord's money pouch, to his wife!

Raakz: it's called Rizz! I would have been in her bed tonight! Uuugghhh, it's not my fault she is loyal to her husband.

Jas: it's not Rizz! It's called being a dumb fuck! -backhands him-

Raakz: OH YOU WANNA GO?! -Tackles him into the mud puddle right next to them-

-their fighting continues for 20 minutes before getting tired. Both are covered in mud and are all dirty, covered in bruises and cuts-

Jas: -is panting heavily- you wanna get some drinks at the pub?

Raakz: you buying?

Jas: you have my money you bastard. You're buying.