A Very Poorly Thought-out Plan

This door keeps showing up on my walk to work and I have a strong urge to open it and go inside, anyone know what's up??

Me and the concept of my own addiction and also me and also my wife be likeee

Face of a little

Is that his fucking fursona

Ok no body

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

The other day on shift, I was walking down the hallway when a confused old man started yelling. This is fairly common in the hospital, so I ducked into his room and was like "hey dude what's up" and he's like "so sorry to yell but do you know where I am and what year it is" so I reoriented him to a bunch of stuff and explained why so many people were walking past his door, and he seemed much calmer and more oriented by the time we were done talking. And he says "and what's your name?" So I tell him "Sarah" and he stares at me so I repeat "Sarah" and he stares at me so I spell "S-A-R-A-H" and he stares at me so I show him my name badge and he stares at me and then he says "now forgive me for being so blunt. But I was under the impression that Sarah is a girls name. Is that no longer correct?"