michelle!

i will always advocate for readers who enjoy adult romance and dark romance

i will always advocate for fans of lolishota

i will always advocate for fanfic and original fiction authors who write about rape, incest, predators, etc.

i will always advocate for mindsets such as "ship and let ship", "don't like don't read", "your kink is not my kink and that's okay", "thought crimes don't exist", etc.

i will always advocate for people who enjoy sexual roleplay involving rape, incest, or other taboos, by themselves or with a consenting partner

*Roy coming in by picking the locks to the patio doors*

*Conner flying in though an open window*

*Jon using the door Damian got installed for his pets*

They all cross paths in a hallway and proceed to strike the Spider-Man meme pose at one another.

Jon: “Conner what are you doing here?”

Conner: “I could ask you the same thing.”

Roy (laughing): “Wow two brothers banging two brothers, that’s gold.”

Conner (smirking): “Weren’t you besties with Dick first?”

Roy: “Shut up clone boy!”

Jon (to Conner): “Are you seriously dating Tim? You didn’t even tell me?”

Roy (laughing again): “I called it. Jason owed me fifty bucks for this. And say…who tops?”

Conner and Jon (both gagging)

Conner: “Keep that to yourself Harper!”

Jon: “Do NOT answer. I don’t want to know!”

Roy (shrugging): “What? That’s also part of the bet, I want to cash in.”

Conner (rolling his eyes): “Then I should make a bet on when you and Jason are gonna come out with your relationship. Because I’m pretty sure Bruce doesn’t know.”

Roy: “You’re one to talk.”

Jon (so done with this conversation): “Can’t we all just agree to never speak of this again?”

?: “I believe that would be a great idea”

All three turn to find Kori walking up the stairs in her pajamas.

Roy: “What are you doing here?”

Conner: “Sneaking in to see Dick?”

Kori (completely confused): “What? No. I have a key.”

Roy/Conner/Jon: “What!”

Kori (continuing to walk up the stairs and into the hall): “Dick and I have been dating for years now. Bruce gave me a key years ago.”

Jon: “Seriously? So I crawled in for nothing.”

Kori (giggling): “Try not to make too much noise, Alfred hates it when the others get woke. Up after finally falling asleep. (process to yawn and walk over to Dick’s room) Goodnight..” she then opens Dick’s door and goes inside.

Roy: “Damm.”

Conner: “So…..never speak of this again?”

Roy/Jon: “Deal.”

And so they all go to their respective partner’s bedrooms for the night.

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Meanwhile in the Batcave, Bruce Wayne is perfectly awake and still in his undersuit. Currently sitting at the Batcomputer’s chair watching footage from the cameras he has installed inside the house. Clearly seeing three young men sneak past his security and into his home.

Clark Kent (coming up behind him with a blanket in his hand): “I don’t get it. Why don’t they just use the door?”

Bruce (sighing heavily): “I have no idea. But I’ll have to implement higher security measures since they all managed to get past the laser grid.

Clark (laughing and picking up his bat who he knows has been awake for over 18 hours): “Okay, but you can do that after having a good eight hours of sleep.”

Bruce (struggling in the Kryptonian hold as he is carried to his bedroom while wrapped in a blanket): “You’re mean.”

Jason: I think it’s best we stop seeing each other

Prime: we didn’t even get thru the shoujou arc and we’re breaking up already??

Jason: I think it’s best you find someone’s that good.

Prime: okay- I’m done with the civilian troupe identity thing.

Jason: ?? What

Prime: I’ve killed more people than you.

Jason: what.

Prime: so about our next date… I was thinking the movies..

so many feelings~

and the bonus looked like recognition from the outside

Tysm @undutchable11 for the tag!!

• Last book: Fruits Basket collectors edition, vol 2 -- I'm loving these so far! 💞

• Last song: Have You Ever Seen The Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival🌧️

• Last series: Nurse Jackie

• Last game: Resident Evil: Revelations & Strange Horticulture (finished this one, woo!)

• Last movie: Captain America: Brave New World and The Housemaid

• Tea or Coffee: Tea or coffee frappe🥰

• Sweet/salty: Right now, sweet! 🍫

Last book: Jo’s Boys by Louisa May Alcott

Last song: Paper Planes by M.I.A

Last series: Parks & Recreation (currently wathcing it and im on season 2 episode something havent stopped watching it for the past 3 hours)

Last game: Skate 3 (i have 2 brothers and 6 older cousins who were the most typical 2000’s teenage boys)

Last movie: The Avengers (2012) (havent watched it in ages and ive been obsessed with avengers family

Tea or Coffee: i like neither of them :)

Sweet/salty: sweeeeeeetttttttttttt

Last book: ashamed to say I haven't read in ages so I don't remember really

Last song: Marina - Venus Fly Trap

Last Series: adventure time (idk if that counts if it doesn't I re-watched supernatural)

Last game: I only play mobile games so Imma say Gossip Harbor

Last Movie: I just started watching Project Hail Mary last night but left it halfway bc I was sleepy so imma finish that today

Tea or coffee: I don't really drink either? But if I had to choose tea, bc I absolutely cannot stand any and all types of coffee, even coffee flavored things

Sweet or salty: sweet!!

Last book: I think it's Daisy Jones and The Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid. (If I remembered correctly. I have been reading fanfics only for a while)

Last song: Should Have Known Better by Sufjan Stevens.

Last series: Young Justice. I am only three episodes in tho.

Last game: Love and Deepspace. (Surpising, isn't it?)

Last movie: Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons.

Tea or coffee: Tea. Tea. Tea. The only type of coffee I like is the Turkish Coffee (with milk).

Sweet or salty: Sweet.

We can’t have canon Clark/Bruce because the characters are too established with their female partners before it became acceptable to have queer characters in comics.

But they won’t give us canon Conner/Tim despite creating the queerest looking Superboy ever and saying he’s straight while making Tim bi.

Then we had a chance with Damian/Jon, but again they’re like “only one of these boys is queer” and for balance sake they made it the Superboy this time.

So we decided to take an older version of Superboy who came from a parallel universe (that is canonically our real life no powers earth) where he’s technically Clark Kent and got mad about Jason Todd’s death (and other things) and developed powers to punch a hole in the multiverse which is the canon reason Jason Todd came back to life and now we’re like “this one please! Give us this one!”

The irresistible urge to clone ur dead clone best friend….