helden sterben nicht

arent L + ratio those guys from death note

People who have worked in customer service have an astonishingly high bar for ‘stupidest person they’ve ever met’.

Ppl who wear glasses: How do you keep them clean because holy shit

We don’t.

(via livejamie)

date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Krile: Your children were in a fight *points to Alphinaud and Alisaie in their own separate corners* WoL: Oh no, that’s terrible! Estinien: Did he win?

Thancred: Wait! We can’t just leave Urianger here! Y’shtola: Sure we can! Let’s go.