Suddenly Mono

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

You EMPLOYE Miette? You make Miette pay rent? Jail. Jail for father ten thousand years

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

world heritage post

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

i don't want much just a roof and four walls and a dishwasher and a shave ice machine and a communal crafts table and three cats and three dogs and a toy food room full of toy food and parallel work mondays and celebrity saturdays where we take turns interviewing each other about our projects like we're famous and learn a new skill fridays and an escalator with oversized steps you can lie down on and some girl named mamie or vivian who's just kinda around and a green screen and a jar of hot chocolate mix and a book club where everyone actually does the reading and a painkiller claw machine and a licensed tax professional and construction paper flowers and a 4d printer that can do limited time travel and a really fluffy bathrobe and some friends who may always leave me but will never quite abandon me you see i don't want much

'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.