My Random Thoughts

I legitimately love this show

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Too freaking cute. Can I have like 10 of them?

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

1.7 million ppl are single

1.8 million

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if you live in the southeast united states particularly florida please try to stay safe during hurricane matthew :(

im gonna run outside naked and let mathews winds give me a 100mph blowjob

I’m gonna go outside naked with my asshole spread wide open so the gale force winds propel me into the sky like a kite

florida isn’t okay and it’s not because of the storm

Not normally this blog’s topic, but this needs to be spread like crazy. Internet privacy is a big fucking deal, and 83 notes on this as I reblog this is pathetic.

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

#in some regions it is customary to greet our friends with affectionate petnames like ”motherfucker”

I seriously just over dosed on cuteness.

the single greatest moment of the series

Please reblog if you feel ashamed of  the way humans treat animals..