I gotta admit, I may have tricked you

okay first of all even tho he’s in death games this bitch takes topical testosterone because the needles make him squeamish but he will absolutely never tell anyone that. he gravitates towards bloodhound because of the Fellow Trans Person instinct and (heehee another hc) wraith too because she is also trans because i said so. dude is kind of stealth for the sake of keeping The Media out of business it doesn’t belong, but he also has a packer collection. just an absolute fucking smorgasbord of peens, because like...if your goal is making the general public see you as Sexy King you gotta show off the goods. which leads to some very great online clickbait articles on mirage and his rapidly shapeshifting penis  uhh if you desire cute scenarios though, i’d like to imagine bloodhound and wraith being personal coaches for when he decides to switch from topical to shots. they throw a towel over his head and wraith cheers him on while a very tired bloodhound is trying to hold his leg still

i am aware of that i meant the hc they’d prefer the term partner over boyfriend. some nonbinary ppl still use boyfriend/girlfriend

the only thing i’d change is boyfriend to partner cause Bloodhoud Enby hedcanons, but this is a smart and true statement, anon

this little scuba boy is about to be dumped in the ocean and sink immedietly because he spent 3 hours getting into the skintight bodysuit and forgot the air tank 

pathfinder and revenant’s relationship is pathfinder will absolutely befriend this dude and revenant will either have to accept this or perish