Mo

Imagine being a sea snake

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

i have like six mutuals this could accurately describe

just made the worst pizza ever

This post is fucking crashing my phone

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

This is a tumblr post spoken in a tiktok accent. Idk how but I know this in my soul

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death