fun things i did this weekend, a list:
talked to a lady who got run over by her husband
heard @strawberry-muffin-crisis say "yippee!" maybe 500 times <3
chased after a beach umbrella for about 10 minutes and then committed a small crime to retrieve it
said "it's not that bad, especially in the shade" upwards of 40 times
got at least one shade tanner
ate maybe 2 pounds of shrimp
completely lost my phone forever and ever
went to buc-ee's for the first time
drank approximately 2 sweetened iced black teas and 1 bourbon old fashioned and 5 water bottles and 2 matcha lattes and the only kind of coffee i actually like and 3 fruity little cocktails and one intensely electrolyte filled potion of hydration
watched project hail mary
watched wake up dead man
watched steel magnolias
sang "Unwritten" by natasha bedingfield in the rain
