Minty

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

It’s like people forget women with short hair exist.

Shiro: today has been pretty good so far Slav: *breaths* Shiro: i spoke too soon

I can’t believe that’s how they made that sound

Can you imagine being ATF raiding a house in the woods, you step on a trip wire and hear this noise begin from the tree tops?

rip headphone users

thanks for the tag, mim❤️ wuv ya!

me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let’s go out in public where you can walk me like i’m a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable

IT’S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT’S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!!

Keeo goobin’ goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora.

“Irrationally prejudiced” motherfucker admit you have a petplay fetish. there’s no shame in it on this website.

Okay… just please consider the following scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? H*ck it all, let’s consider a more extreme scenario.  It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven’t accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it’s leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can’t tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I’ve even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven’t infringed upon your liberties. “Irrationally prejudiced” is precisely what you are.

yknow for as infamous as this post is, you’d think there’d be a lot more than 14,000 notes