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please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, it would be absolutely magnificent, just let it melt him.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

I checked to make sure it wasn’t AI, and I’m happy to say it’s a real bench in Zaporizhia, Ukraine!

[ID: photo of a park bench shaped like a book. The top is the spine of the book and it curves like the cover and several pages are bent. / end ID]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

I love you, crowsfeet; I love you, gray hairs; I love you, sun spots; I love you, smile lines; I love you, crinkle between my eyebrows; I love you, crooked smile; I love you, visible signs of a life lived

we are so fucking back baby

i really struck a chord here didnt i

In a shit mood. Release the locusts