ʚ° adelante aun los horrorcitos °ɞ

It is very important that your man is a little bit a lot obsessed with you btw

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck