Minostone

I'm a 27 year old man and I got hanahaki disease because they fired the clerk I like at the vape store

Vampires SMP AU but the only difference is that Owen walks into Oakhurst still drenched in blood and caked in dirt, so everyone is about 250% more scared of him except Shelby who thinks she’s just found bigfoot

Workshopping a new centrist third way moon landing conspiracy where they did actually go up there but left the cap on the camera by accident, so then they had to do a recreation on a soundstage and splice in the audio from the trip

[completely misunderstood the story] I always interpreted it as a sort of found family narrative myself. Like the frog is the scorpion's baby and she loves him very much :)

What the fuck is vampire smp.

My penis and balls itch so bad I wondar if it has anything 2 do with the anthill I fucked?

AU: Scott and Owen both die in Oakhurst, their ghosts haunting the territory for centuries, never allowed to leave. Perhaps Louis haunts the grounds too, perhaps all three fall in love. I wonder what they'd do when humans show up in their territory. Would they feel protective and enraged over their territory, like some ghosts do? or would they try to help the humans leave? Perhaps their opinions differ from ghost to ghost.

uranium is just as effective as silver on werewolves it just never came up

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls