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yeah i really have to respect wolf 359 for priming its audience’s tolerance of insane situations so well. like the toothpaste siege was literally episode two but seeing minkowski, who’s the by the book member of the team, smash that mf neurotoxin gas button at literally the drop of a hat sure did prepare us cause suddenly the star is baja blast and whamma jamma and then its the finale and the main villain is like “i can catch bullets” and we’re all like of course he can catch bullets this makes complete sense 

forgot to mention the characters have to go thru this too after three years lovelace is like uh guys i know you won’t believe me but we’re in a time loop and minkowski just goes uh huh yeah that happens sometimes. what about it

[ID] A full color drawing of Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt from The Adventure Zone: Graduation, shown from the waist up. He’s standing with one hand on his hip, pressing his other hand to his forehead. Fitzroy is a half with with tan skin and short curly blond hair that’s shaved on the sides. He has a frustrated look on his face, his eyes closed and his mouth open in a grimace. He’s wearing a long sleeve white button up shirt, with a red cape off the shoulder held in place with a gold chain. He has matching gold bracers and earrings on as well, and black glasses. The background is a dark grey that fades to purple behind Fitzroy, and a speech bubble above him has him saying ‘They don’t even have crepes’ [end ID]

[ID: A digital painting of Rainer, a thin, light-skinned woman with long, straight blond hair that appears to blow to one side. She wears a fancy purple dress with gold trim, including skull designs in gold along the shoulders and in the middle of the waist. She smiles at the viewer as she sits in her chair, with her hands, which have long and sharp black nails, folded over her lap. The chair is large and has a cushioned red back. Along the top are skulls with glowing yellow, red, and green eyes. End ID.]

[ID: A drawing of Taako and Kravitz, both in profile as they look into each other’s eyes. Kravitz, on the left, is a slender, dark-skinned man with vitiligo, causing lighter patches of skin on his hand and near his hairline. His dreadlocs are long, partly tied up into a high bun, and mostly dark brown with a few white strands. He wears a light pink vest over a white shirt. His eyes are wide and his mouth is slightly open as he puts his hands on Taako’s hips. Taako is a thin, light-skinned elf with long, straight blond hair falling down his back. He wears a light blue dress with white sleeves and a brown wizard hat. One of his hands is pressed against Kravitz’s chest, while the other arm rests on his shoulder. Taako has a soft look of longing. The background is mostly dark red. At the bottom of the image is written in yellow text, “Can anybody find me…somebody to…love.” End ID.]