reblogs babeyy

“why are u so shy?” relax i just met you 2 years ago

society if comics remembered that despite their stupid hero/villain dichotomy literally every superhero is 100% a criminal... like. they don’t have permission to do the shit they do.

every time a superhero tries to pull moral high ground above ANYONE using law or legality or any law enforcement agency i get so mad like SO mad. realistically there is nothing separating you from these people on a legal standpoint. you HAVE to recognize that crime is a social construct (but hurting people—and helping them—is not) in order to be a compelling superhero writer IMO. instead they write weird shit like “if you have an FBI file on you you’re a bad person” as if any well known LITERAL VIGILANTE wouldn’t realistically have their own FBI file a mile long

“im better than you because i’m not a criminal” CRINGE. YOU LITERALLY ARE. “i’m not inherently better than you and you’re not inherently worse than me. you choose to hurt people, though, and i choose to help them” im kissing you on the mouth

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

Prophecy Class wants you to know we are here for you in these completely precedented times

the fact that being a woman and not wearing makeup is considered subversive in many places... Girl I am literally just alive. This is my face

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

date of origin: December 21st, 2012

2012 did so much heavy lifting for the culture of this website

:(

Holy fuck

My favorite thing ever was to try to recreate restaurant food with items I had onhand and they turned out to be some of my favorite recipes. I can’t wait to have access to a full kitchen and be inspired again.

there is something incredibly funny about the chik fil a one being removed for violation, but i can’t put it in words

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music.

Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony.

DUUUUUDE

Call that a death note

immediately after dying you get a brief solo

And since absolutely no music at the beginning would be kinda estranging, I’d suggest one singular instrument and it’s revealed early on that a member of the orchestra recently passed, leading into the reason why they visited the castle in the first place, yaddayaddayadda, the plot commences

The first guy who died played the triangle

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

playing minecraft single player survival like “this is the loneliest i have ever felt in my entire life. not sure if i should go on. holy shit a flower forest”