crash standing

people are so obsessed with the idea of fake friends. look lots of people aren’t going to like you and also aren’t going to hate you so much they feel the need to pick an actual fight with you so they’re just going to be like. friendly. when you’re around each other because that’s what adults do. and probably not invite you to their birthday party. this is not a grand betrayal you do this to other people too

oh cousin oskaar we’re really in it now

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

there’s happiness and then there’s clicking “leave meeting” at the end of a zoom call

the black parade is absolutely motherfucking nuts. mcr wrapped on revenge and ms gerard way, known aries, said ok whats next? hmm i think i will give myself a bleached pixie cut, move to a haunted mansion, and write a concept record about death and alcoholism and gender and war and psychosis. i think i will also make my band mates wear goth marching band uniforms, wheel myself out on stage on a gurney every night, and maybe passionately french kiss my guitarist in the name of theatrics. yeah i think thats what ill do. and then they did it. top tier genius

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

i'm going to the gas station does anyone want me

why dont you take a slice of the giant omelette at the tyrannian plateau and maybe you’ll calm down.